Would your gf burn with you? Would you burn with her?
This is just a random image in muh folder, I don’t actually have anything to say about it.
I’m so tired. I’m glad I READ Demon Slayer before the anime came out. It’s like, fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. I started the anime, and the uh… I can’t remember his name, the blonde lightning kid—his English voice actor is so awful to listen to. Can’t do it.
But this is a nice shot, right? I barely remember it, but it had a happy ending. And that’s all that matters.
I hate Zelda’s English voice actress
I know I’ve said this before. WELL I’M SAYIN IT AGAIN because I’m playing a new Zelda game. She’s so bad it hurts me. Playing BOTW & TOTK with Japa—yeah real original take, right? But I’m SERIOUS, it’s a completely different experience in Japanese. Ganondorf’s voice is actually low and powerful. I’ve complained about this before to you: the way male English VAs like *try* to make their voices low and it’s like agonizingly obvious. There was a character in uh… Fire Emblem… the Skull Knight or Death Knight or whatever, the *guy* who was him: perfect example right there. Bro I know you’re straining your voice to make it that low, it’s really unconvincing. English Ganondorf is just like that. It’s GROSS.
Age of Imprisonment
wtf I dontt have spellcheck lmao… you never really know how much you rely on something until it’s gone. Why do I not have spellcheck?… I don’t have a dictioanry ← lmfao I DON’T HAEV A DICTIONARY. ...”none are available”. Dude I love Linux. I’m kidding, I really do actually. I’d rather never use a computer again than go back to W*ndows, but—sometimes I miss things be TRULY retard-proof.
Anyway, I got Age of Imprisonment. It’s actually good. I almost requested another Fell For It Again award, but no, it’s… fun. It plays very well. Age of Calamity was… good, but the problem with it was that it ran like garbage. Imprisonment runs at a BUTTERY 60fps. Usually. Anyway… how’s the story? It’s aight so far. People were so excited because IT’S CANON, but uh… hey idiots, it’s still a prequel. A prequel to a game where half of the story is flashbacks to this exact time period. We already BASICALLY know what’s going to happen.
It was a shocking tragedy when we saw that certain woman die in TOTK. So it didn’t hit me hard when I saw it again. Uhh… but you know, it “fills in the blanks” and so far, it’s been entertaining. You know what, though… I might have actually liked Calamity’s story better LOL. Everyone HATED it because they expected it to be a stupid gloomy story where we see all of the Champions die, and instead it’s like “NOPE, POWER OF FRIENDSHIP “ and it was AWESOME-- sry 1 sec a fight just came on
…(split decision, almost a robbery—judge needs to be investigated)
kk. anyway, another thing is that Calamity had IMPA. YOUNG, NUBILE IMPA 😭 and she could RIDE A GIANT FROG. That is to say, Calamity had a better roster. It has freakin Link for starters, Imprisonment doesn’t have Link, it has a stand-in Link that’s a uh… I can’t freakin remember the name, basically a magic robot. It’s a magic robot Link. And he’s cool, and he LOOKS like Link, but he’s not Link. It’s also got—you know what? … maybe it DOESN’T have a better roster. I really ONLY care about Impa. Lithe, breedable Impa prime breeding age Impa hold her hand marry her in the Temple of Time carry her home to Kakariko Village and throw her on the bed and [ended up getting carried away, sorry]
She can actually summon AN ENTIRE HERD OF FROGS. But the rest of the characters are like… pretty meh. So no, it doesn’t have a better r—well, Mipha is great, but that’s about it. Remember how in botw there’s a quest where you hook a Hylian incel up with a Zora loli? That was so wild. Why did I just remember that… oh because Mipha wanted Link’s BHC.
Zora women really were made for Hylian men, there’s just no way around it. I’m kidding, I WAS SO GLAD to see that Prince Sidon GOT MARRIED in Tears, that was AWESOOOOOOME. So many mental patients shipped Link and Sidon. Totally out of touch with reality. So then Tears gives Sidon a beautiful wife, and hard evidence that Link and Zelda shared a house (and bed) in Hateno.
When’s the last time your female “friend” kept your hair tie inside a chest in her study? Never? Huh. Well, surely you share your 1-bed house with her, right? You let her decorate the house with all her stuff, and when she’s gone you still feel comfortable sleeping in that bed? The only bed she could have been sleeping in as well?
NO? That’s odd.
But I’m kidding(very slightly) I’m sure Link slept on the floor next to the bed, or just didn’t sleep at all. Or if he did let Zelda convince him, he kept his hands to himself. Link is A GOOD KNIGHT.
But they still love each other.
ENOUGH.
I cant wait until I get to make the “28 days later” joke. I can’t even describe how horny I was to you today. It would be sexual harassment if I told you. But I survived it. YOU are helping me btw. I don’t want to have to tell you I failed. And Wizard said that I could do it, and Lesser said that it’s GAY and he’s right lol. So I’ll keep going
benefits? Yeah, I do actually feel stronger than I have in like… probably at least 2 years. I’m starting to get back into the uh… “way” of just randomly doing push-ups or pull-ups when I’m bored. The habit is re-forming. I like that… I’m hopeful that I can get back to where I was in my prime. i—bro did I ever tell you, like my favorite thing that anyone’s ever said about me?
A few years ago, my Dad told me that a neighbor told him: “That’s your son? He’s built like a truck.” That’s my favorite thing anyone’s ever said about me, an old guy I don’t even know calling me strong. And then my second favorite—or maybe this is tied, is my cousin saying “Your chest is bigger than mine!” (she is a woman, and she was almost right)—you know, while I’m just thinking about them now lol, there was some big guy when I worked at Walmart who’s like “YOU WORK OUT, I CAN TELL” but then he asked me to look at his freaking phone and it was slippery and I dropped it hahahahahaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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I’ll just do my best. That’s all. A little bit every day uh… it adds up. I’m still dreading stomach exercises though, I really don’t know. I’ll have to start reeeeeeeaaaaaally slow. I don’t like being a baby, but that ulcer really like screwed with my head, man. My entire life I’ve been SPOOKED by stomach issues, real or imagined, and then that just—ruined me, it really ruined me. Literally cost me a relationship too LOL. Oh boy.
Well. I’m fine. Or, I’ll be fine. Life is good, I’m gonna get big and strong again, I will no-longer be a slave to lus—I will no longer be *such* a slave to lust, and it’s a great night of fights tonight. COME ON STRICKLAND ;_; I like Hernandez a lot but Strickland’s Strickland.
IT’S UFC NIGHT, IM SORRY I can barely focus enough to write a blog post.
Here, we’ll talk about it a little bit though… so we left off with Bone, Kuts, Ask and Tapfer starting a “defend the VIP” mission. Wizard’s busy opening the portal for them all to escape. And IDK if Lesser will be able to recover in time to help out.
I had an idea that maybe Kuts will be able to wield the Sword of Solomon, because he’s like, a sword expert lol… kinda like how… in Green Lantern Rebirth(illustrated by Ethan Van Sciver!) Green Arrow was able to use Green Lantern’s ring just once with a ton of effort... Like, Kuts would barely be able to wield it or something. But idk if I want to do that yet. What’s actually the point of having him BARELY able to use the sword anyway lol…
another big (literally) problem I’ve written is Bone’s maul. Colonel Limace was UNABLE to pick it up for some reason. Why? It was too heavy? That’d be greatt except THEY GOT THE MACE FROM THE FRITOLEGER ARMORY. Why was it there if it’s some special mace that no normal man can wield? But that actually IS a half-decent reason… like maybe Kut’s sword and pistol are special too. Maybe the armory had Dev weapons stored inside it from the Fritoleger expeditions into the Bored World. That’s not a terrible idea. It’s not like Kuts and Bones would have to KNOW.
Neat… any other problems? Yeah, we have no idea what Wizard’s “secret weapon” was that he’d looted in the Bored World. It actually was inspired by the guy in Doom 3 who carried around the BFG9000 in a big case lol. Wizard said it *wasn’t* a BFG9000. And he’s right. But then, what is it? What could it POSSIBLY BE? I had an idea that it might just be a rocket launcher or something and they’d use it on Tetrahedron Head, but Kumiko tripped him out the window instead. I’ll have to figure it out. I really don’t know.
Hmmmmmm… anything else? Yeah, there’s a million little problems that I’ve written for myself lol. I hope you haven’t noticed them.
Ah well. Here’s a teaser for you: I’m thinking that Muse’s game was the SISTER GAME of a game that Hilde had developed. I’ve got them in my head. But NOW, once everyone gets back to the IRL, I have to have Wizard using his vidya powers a lot more. It should be like… … … Sword Art—OH MY HAHAHAH haaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s all for now. Im gonnagowatch fights. Ill ttyl pls take care, have a happy night. Godbless frien